NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - Wednesday's "Day Without Women" is being applauded by men across the country as being a tremendous success.
A sampling of comments:
"I wish we could do this every day. Literally, every angry heffalump in the place was gone today - it was wonderful," said IT professional Drew Littleton.
"This was like a vacation," said Mike Snyder, a supervisor with UPS, "the only women at work today were the good looking ones. There wasn't a fat lesbian to be seen."
"It's like every ugly, angry fat chick was abducted by aliens. This is the way college was supposed to be," said ASU student Shaun Jackson.
The International Women's Day rallies across the country were populated by feminists, abortion supporters, anti-Trump protesters, pro-LGBTQ types, and the usual conglomeration of communists, Satanists, Islamists, and PMSing Hillary Clinton supporters.
Day Without Women: Women march for everything