IN EARTH ORBIT (BHN) - Shocking photos released this morning by the North Korean military show leader Kim Jong-Un commanding his forces from a death star reportedly in orbit somewhere above South Korea.
In a hastily-called news conference, South Korean General Hung Li Mas exclaimed, "Hory Crap, we didn't even know Kim had death star! He saying to his enemies, 'Rook at my big space penis, it gonna rain death and destruction from above."
The startling images send the strongest indication yet that the aggressive, yet plush Kim is continuing to send out startling images. South Korean and United States forces in the region reacted to this latest threat by staging wiener dog races and an ice cream social in Seoul.