DPRK (World News Bureau) - Photos released this morning by the North Korean military show leader Kim Jong-Un in his hidden secret lair/missile base located inside a fake mountain preparing to launch his country's most powerful nuclear missile - the Type 10 Shitstome Dethdhong Mark V.
South Korean Defence Minister Mi-Kei Mao called the startling images the strongest indication yet that the fiery, yet plush Kim may be ready to attack. "It's like Kim saying to his enemies, "Hey look, my giant Dethdhong ready to spew fiery death all over you."
United States forces in the region reacted to the increased threat by staging a talent show and hot dog eating contest outside of Seoul.
Kim Jong-un readies nuclear missile in hidden base