WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Sources say that at least part of Rep. Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-CA) has unexpectedly died of unknown causes.
"As close as we can tell, she suffered brain death a few months ago," said one confidential source close to Pelosi. "We're also pretty sure she has digestive organ failure due to her near-constant farting. Something's definitely dead in there."
The shocking report may shed light on the former Majority Speaker's increasingly bizarre comments and actions since President Trump took office.