MARTHA'S VINEYARD (BHN) - Local residents on this quiet island may not be sleeping so well since the reported sighting last night of a Bigfoot just down the beach from where the First Family is vacationing.
Several people called Martha's Vineyard police Wednesday night to report a "Bigfoot-type creature" slowly moving along the beach in the moonlight. Police quickly alerted Secret Service agents guarding the Obama's home, who reported seeing nothing unusual, but as a precaution did request that First Lady Michelle cut short her evening walk.
While Sasquatch sightings are not unheard of in Massachusetts, they are very rare on the island of Martha's Vineyard.
My comments: Holy-pope-on-a-rope, just reading this gave me chicken skin! They need to move the First Family to someplace safer, like maybe Afghanistan!
Mysterious creature terrorizes upscale vacation locale
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