WASHINGTON (BHN) -The latest Gallup presidential job approval tracking poll results are being met with shock and disbelief across the country.
The poll indicates that over 56% of respondents disapprove of the job Barack Obama is doing as President, while 38% approve. Presumably the remaining 6% were too stupid to understand the question. Outrage over these numbers was immediate and widespread.
"Obviously this 38% is either dangerously stupid, whacked out on drugs, severely mentally retarded, or most likely all three," said one federal judge. "Regardless, they need to identified, tracked, sterilized, and institutionalized or jailed." Others are calling for these individuals to simply be euthanized before they breed or infect others.
Retailers are crediting this latest Gallup poll for brisk sales of firearms and ammunition. "It's like finding out 38% of your neighbors are undead zombies," said one gun store owner. "In a way, I guess they are."
My comments: There should be a law against being that stupid, but I don't believe the answer is killing them. Forced sterilization and deportation would be the humane answer.
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