CHICAGO (BHN) - A Hyde Park mall recently installed a 3,000-pound granite boulder with a plaque commemorating the first known kiss between a human and a Wookie.
The marker was commissioned by the owners of Dorchester Commons, and took over two years to create. A mall management spokesperson said the idea came about after visitors asked where Barack Obama and girlfriend Michelle first kissed, and also from area homeless individuals requesting a place to urinate away from the mall.
"We thought we would kill two birds with one stone, if you will," said the spokesperson. "We only ask that people do not urinate on those wishing to read the plaque."
Obama commemorative kiss plaque/outdoor urinal at Chicago's Dorchester Commons mall
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