BIG HAIRY NEWS - A new study unexpectedly shows that the quality of life in most of America has spiked - literally in the last several days!
Dramatic increases in average intelligence, courtesy and politeness, self sufficiency, moral and ethical values, coupled with reductions in drug and alcohol abuse and overall crime have suddenly made most of America a much more pleasant and safe place to live.
The only exception to this trend appears to be isolated in a relatively small portion of North Carolina, where every major quality of life indicator has declined almost overnight, quickly making this area a veritable hellhole in comparison to the rest of the country.
Analysts believe this to be a coincidental short-term pattern that reaccurs almost exactly every four years.
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