JERUSALEM (BHN) - In a speech to the Israeli people, President Obama criticized the tiny nation for its refusal to hand over massive chunks of land and cities to an invented nationality of people wishing to wipe them off the face of the earth.
Pointing to his impressive track record leading the "Choom Gang," community organizing, and governing his own country as President, Obama sternly lectured the Israelis on how to cultivate a safer, more prosperous nation. In addition to giving away much of their land, including their capitol city of Jerusalum, Obama called on Israel to give the "Palestinians" easier access to Israeli communities and businesses they wish to attack/blow up, calling it "their right."
Prime Minister Netanyahu responded to the President's speech by saying, "We appreciate President Obama's advice, and will consider it based on the weight of his success steering his own country into a bottomless sh*thole."
Former Choom Gang head Barack Obama lectures Israel on running their country
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