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06/13/2013

NFL Players Union Selling Gay Shirts

NEW YORK (BHN) - A union that represents NFL players has launched a line of extremely gay shirts.

The announced launch on Wednesday was in conjunction with LGBT Pride Month, which is June.

"Tight End" shirts feature the name and jersey number of an NFL player likely showering by himself for the rest of his short career.

As a safety precaution to the wearer, sources say the shirts may come with a warning label advising the clothing not be worn to NFL games.

 

NFL gay shirt

 

06/13/2013 |

Tags: nfl gay shirts, nfl homo shirts, nflpa lgbt shirts

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