BIG HAIRY NEWS - As it becomes obvious George Zimmerman will likely be found not guilty of murdering Trayvon Martin, hundreds of Trayvon supporters are threatening violence if this happens.
Many townships and companies are preemptively aligning themselves with Martin as the threats of revenge proliferate on social media sites.
"We're obviously big fans of Trayvon," said Trayvon Thugfail clothing CEO Scooter "Homie" Van Neuter, "We would like to think our line of clothing honors his memory and everything he stood for. Check out our big sale!"
However, some cities are reportedly looking forward to the expected riots. "Fortunately, these people tend to burn down their own crappy neighborhoods, then the homos come in and turn them into something nice," said one Chicago alderman.
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