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09/24/2013

White House Celebrates "Bisexual Visibility Day"

WASHINGTON (BHN) - The White House officially celebrated "Bisexual Visibility Day" Monday. Strangely, the event was held secretly behind closed doors.

Bisexual activists from around the country participated in activities that included "exchanging phone numbers and photos, playing 'Truth Or Dare,' and roundtable discussions on sexually transmitted diseases, divorce, and living with perversion/sexual confusion."

A White House source attributed the decision to hold the celebration of visibility in secret to a "personal high level request."

 

Bisexual Visibility Day

 

09/24/2013 |

Tags: bisexual visibility day, hillary clinton bisexual, white house bisexual day

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