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12/26/2013

First Lady Enjoying Holiday Treats

KANEOHE BAY, Hawaii – Photos of the first family visiting a Marine base on Christmas day show Michelle to be either enjoying an abundance of holiday treats, or smuggling hogs to the troops.

"I guess it was okay to see them (the Obamas), but damn, Mooch has really let herself go - the only thing missing was hundreds of terrified Japanese people running in front of her," said Marine Sgt. Ray Donovan.

White House spokesman Jay Carney admitted the First Lady has "put away her fair share of fruitcakes" since Thanksgiving, but insists she'll be eating healthy again soon.

Big Ass Michelle"Better put a little flag on that!" First Lady and President visit troops 

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