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12/27/2013

MSNBC Proclaims Christmas Trees Gods

NEW YORK (WNB) - MSNBC dramatically displayed a stereotypical liberal ignorance of anything Biblical Thursday, when Ed Show guest host Joy Reid bizarrely attempted to shame Sarah Palin for having a Christmas tree in her home.

Reid accused the Palins of not following God's Word by reading verses from the Book of Jeremiah that condemn the making of false gods from wood, much to the amusement of Christians everywhere and anyone with an IQ beyond that of an anteater.

Inside sources at MSNBC confirmed the worst with reports numerous staff members, including Reid, were seen praying and offering sacrifices of nuts and vodka to a small studio Christmas tree after the telecast.

READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE (Mediaite.com)

Joy ReidMSNBC resident theologian, Joy Reid (left) 

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