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03/27/2014

Pope Accidently Exorcises Obama

VATICAN CITY (WNB) - Pope Francis may have inadvertantly cast out one or more unclean spirits from President Obama during their brief meeting Thursday. 

Witnesses say the President was "stammering like a retard" and apparently unable to form a sentence as he approached the Pope, then visually slumped when the two shook hands. Obama was steadied by the Pontiff and proceeded to speak clearly, apparently unfazed.

A Vatican source stopped short of labeling the exorcism a success, calling it "a start."

 

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