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07/02/2014

Burger King Introduces Gay Whopper

SAN FRANCISCO (WNB) - Fast food chain Burger King is marketing a gay-themed burger at a downtown San Francisco location.

Called the Proud Whopper, it features a rainbow-colored wrapper that can presumably also be used to wipe away bodily fluids and spills.

One individual who tried the gay burger reported it "tastes the same as a regular Whopper, only perverted."

 

Gay Whopper

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