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11/21/2014

Obama Limo Stripped At Amnesty Rally

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (WNB) - Thieves stole the wheels, tires, and radio from the presidential limousine outside of Las Vegas's Del Sol High School Friday, as President Obama spoke inside about his amnesty program for illegal immigrants.

"Eyewitnesses say the whole thing took just a few minutes. We're currently looking for six to ten tan individuals who possibly do not speak English," said Las Vegas Police spokesman Sgt. Steve Wyatt.

The embarrassing theft comes in the wake of criticism concerning the Secret Service's recent failure to stop a White House intruder.

 

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