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06/20/2016

Chicago Surpasses Detroit As America's Democrat Utopia

CHICAGO (WNB) - Upon celebrating an impressive 9 deaths and 37 wounded over the Father's Day weekend, Chicago officially replaced Detroit as America's foremost Democrat utopia. 

"We've got it all - stratospheric crime rate, endless legions of illiterate, feral thugs, filth, poverty, unions, graft, corruption, dishonest and godless politicians - no other city personifies decades of Democratic leadership and values quite like Chicago," said one terrified resident. 

In honor of the achievement, the Chicago Tourism Bureau rolled out a new campaign Monday (below).

 

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