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06/17/2016

Clinton VP Choice Is Warren

WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Sources inside the Clinton campaign say that Elizabeth Warren (RTRD-Mass.) is "definitely" Hillary Clinton's pick for vice president. 

Warren has reportedly already accepted the role, and is gearing up to battle presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump in a new series of ads set to run after Clinton makes the announcement, said to be soon. "Clinton only asked Warren after receiving Bill's word that he wouldn't try to bone her," said one Clinton staffer.

A bumper sticker leaked on Thursday (below) confirms the deal is done.

 

Clinton-Warren Sticker

 

06/17/2016 |

Tags: clinton picks warren, clinton-warren, warren vice president, warren vp pick.

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