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09/21/2016

Clinton Campaign: Hillary Working, Not Resting

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - Amid questions concerning her health and increasing lack of personal appearances, Hillary Clinton's campaign insists that the candidate is taking time off not because she is tired, but because she is so busy. 

"Hillary has taken a break from campaigning to deal with pressing professional matters vital to her safeguarding the security of America, creating jobs, and promoting social justice for minorities,"  said a Clinton campaign press release circulated on Tuesday and accompanied by a photo of Clinton conferring at home with longtime aide, Huma Abedin (below).

 

Hillary Relaxing

 

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