WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Authorities report a recent dramatic spike in substance abuse and suicides in predominately Democrat states. The nation's capital has seen a 125% increase in alcohol and drug overdoses in the last four weeks as well as a shocking 400% increase in suicides. Close behind are New York, California, Oregon, and Washington with average increases of over 100% of both substance abuse and suicides.
State and federal agencies are attempting to determine the cause of the increases, so far with little success. "Right now we're concentrating on the regional influences of climate change, as that's pretty much the one common factor all of these states are being subjected to," said one government researcher.
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