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01/11/2017

CNN, Buzzfeed Accuse Trump Of Assault

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - "News" organizations Buzzfeed and CNN are accusing President-elect Donald Trump of viciously assaulting them during a tumultuous news conference on Wednesday. The charges were made after Trump angrily reacted to a concocted story promoted by the two organizations that claimed the President-elect hired prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed in Moscow, Russia because it had been used by the Obamas. 

Witnesses at the press conference confirm that Trump did administer a "brutal" verbal beatdown to both Buzzfeed and CNN that left CNN reporter Jim Acosta crying out.

"He (Trump) came out swinging and first beat the sh*t out of Buzzfeed, then absolutely excoriated CNN. Acosta started yelling and yelling, then suddenly Trump turned and verbally bitch-slapped him so hard, I almost puked. It was brutal. I've never seen a public ass-kicking like that - careers could have been killed," said one shaken ABC staffer.

 

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