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02/13/2017

First Transgender Doll Introduced

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - A New York doll maker is debuting what it claims is the first transgender doll on the market.

"Trannie Jazz" is based on Jazz Jennings, the teenage transgender subject of the TLC documentary series "I Am So Sexually Confused!"

"If you look past the fact she's got a good-sized penis, Jazz stands for everything we admire in a young woman," said a company spokesman. 

The doll will make its debut at the New York Toy Fair next week and will retail for $89.99.

 

Jazz Jennings Doll

 

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