CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (World News Bureau) - Six self-proclaimed 'ANTIFA Marines' on a mission to disrupt President Trump's visit to hurricane-ravaged South Texas were rescued from flood waters and taken into custody Tuesday morning.
Sources say Corpus Christi Police received reports of several masked individuals on an overturned boat in the swollen Tule Lake Channel. After rescuing the men aged 19-24, police found clubs, "paint bombs," several misspelled signs, and nearly a half pound of soggy marijuana on the boat. The men were taken into custody on a variety of charges.
Corpus Christi Police Chief Mike Markle described the incident to reporters: "Well, we showed up and there were a bunch of kids nearly drowned out there. They all had on ski masks which were, of course, soaked so they couldn't breathe. Also, several of the individuals were black so, you know, swimming for them was not an option. Anyway, they said they were 'Marines' on a mission to protest the President. We arrested them and confiscated their boat."
According to a press release from ANTIFA: "The ANTIFA Marines are an elite unit trained in both land and water anti-fascist operations."
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