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10/16/2017

Colin Kaepernick Popular This Halloween

WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Retailers report former football player Colin Kaepernick is among the most popular characters this Halloween. 

Kaepernick costumes come in two versions - one for inner cities and predominantly left-leaning areas featuring a kneeling Kaepernick in football attire and another for conservative markets featuring the ex-quarterback wearing a Pizza Hut delivery uniform and wielding a pizza box (below).

Like last year's 'fallen Hillary' costume, demand for 'pizza delivery Kaepernick' has reportedly outstripped supply in many areas.

 Kaepernick Halloween Costume

 

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