NEW YORK (Big Hairy News) -- A black female valiantly fought off three white men who attempted to publicly lynch her, seriously wounding all three.
Gossip rump-rider Perez Hilton, former celebrity Tom Arnold, and pretend-black person, Shaun King, piled on African American conservative, Candice Owen, after entertainer Kanye West publicly applauded her courage and thinking.
West's comments apparently infuriated the three white liberals, prompting a concerted attack over social media that even included Arnold posting a photo of himself flipping off Owens and demanding she "suck racist d*k," a phrase the failed comic made famous in LA's red light district over the last 35 years, according to sources.
Owens fought back with an intellectual beat-down that left the three men bloodied, especially black-wannabe SJW Shaun King when Owen Tweeted "are you still pretending to be black?" A distraught King was reportedly later seen nursing a 40 oz. Colt .45 Malt Liquor and a bucket of Church's Fried Chicken in front of Al Sharpton's home before being escorted away by police.
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