WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) -- The Democratic Party on Friday sued the Trump presidential campaign, the Russian government, Wikileaks, Fox News, The State of Israel, American Baptist Churches, U.S. conservative radio talk show hosts, Chick-Fil-A, every white male between the ages of 32 and 85 living in 32 states, and the universe as a whole, claiming a broad conspiracy to help Trump win the 2016 election.
The multi-million-dollar lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court claims the universe and named entities engaged in a broad, nefarious conspiracy to deprive Hillary Clinton of "her preordained and rightful election to the office of President of the United States of America."
The common purpose of the scheme, according to the Democratic National Committee, was to "portray Hillary Clinton as a shrill, phony, serial-lying, sexual predator-harboring, lifelong failure with a mysterious debilitating disease."
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