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04/19/2018

Kid Anti-Gun Activist Signs Book Deal

NEW YORK (Big Hairy News) - Anti-gun activist teen David Hogg has signed a book deal with Random House. The angry and profane pinched-face youth's book "will demonize gun manufacturers and owners, the NRA, and conservatives in general."

Sources say Hogg's sister, Lauren, will join her brother in inking the book as soon as the two become proficient in writing, punctuation, and spelling.

 

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