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Hamas Vows More Israeli Border Chaos
Hamas head Ismai Aztu'Bigh said on Monday that protests along the border between the Gaza Strip and Israel will continue until they achieve their goals, should they think of some.
Hamas will again institute a strategy of sending drunken protesters running amok while screaming anti-Jew epitaphs as they choke on acrid clouds of rubber smoke from hundreds of burning tires and Israeli tear gas.
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Iran Threatens Israel Over Syria Strike
A senior Iranian official threatened Israel with retribution over an airstrike on a Syrian air base that killed seven Iranians.
D'lish Snakbar, an aide to Iran’s supreme leader, warned Israel that Iranian forces are 'fortifying themselves with purpose and valor while preparing mighty machines of war.'
Sources say Israeli forces are on high alert and monitoring an Iranian platoon of 'five or six little pickups with rusty machine guns on the back' near the border.
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Stormy Daniels A Hot Property
Pornstar Stormy Daniels continues to cash in on her fame since claiming she had sexual relations with then-private citizen Donald Trump.
Daniels recently completed a photo spread for Penthouse Magazine and is reportedly filming an NBC special featuring a tour of the scene of the crime - a first for network TV.
"The set does present challenges as one might expect, but once you get past the disease and smell, it's not that bad. Fortunately, there's tons of room," said a production member.
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