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10/30/2018

Arizona Senate Candidate Exposed

PHOENIX (Big Hairy News) - A shocking undercover video released Tuesday exposes Arizona Democrat candidate for Senate, Kyrsten Sinema, as an atheist lesbian hoping to confiscate guns, open the borders, promote abortion, restrict freedom of religion, and raise taxes on white males.

The video, released by James O'Keefe's Project Veritas, shows Sinema's campaign manager admitting to deceiving Arizona voters by concealing the candidate's true radical leftist agenda.

"Arizona voters are too f*cking stupid to vote for anybody taking away their guns, so, you know, we can't talk about that. Also, in this f*cked up hillbilly state, any talk of open borders pisses off the conservative Nazis, so obviously we're not mentioning that sh*t either right now."

Sinema's campaign has been portraying the candidate as a moderate in a series of commercials showing her dressed like Laura Petrie and espousing conservative values.

 

Kyrsten Sinema

Kyrsten Sinema (RTRD-Az) - API

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