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10/25/2018

Right Wing News Sites Tied To Dem Bombs

BIG HAIRY NEWS - Two online news sites, including this one, have been tied to at least one of the "bombs" delivered to Democrat politicians and liberal celebrities.

NBC's Ben Collins reported yesterday and today that a parody of an ISIS flag originally posted on the right-wing news sites World News Bureau and Big Hairy News was wrapped around at least one explosive device sent to former CIA head, John Brennan.

The Editor in Chief of World News Bureau and Big Hairy News, Scooter Van Neuter, issued a statement reportedly from somewhere in Mexico where he is said to be vacationing:

"I saw the image of my flag wrapped around the bomb and I am angry and saddened. The liberal sicko who defaced it with the photo of that clueless retard, John Brennan, deserves nothing less than the death penalty."

Sources say the FBI has been attempting to contact Van Neuter and is reportedly working with Mexican authorities to locate him.

More on this story as it develops.

 

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