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11/16/2018

After Winning, CNN Sues White House Again

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Just hours after a judge ordered the White House to return press access credentials to CNN reporter Jim Acosta, attorneys for the network said they are filing a new suit against the Trump administration for mounting Acosta's press pass to a dead rat.

"Mr. Acosta, as a respected member of one of America's largest news networks, is due the same privilege and courtesies other members of the White House press enjoy, including not having to wear a dead rodent on his person."

The Trump administration denied they were singling out the reporter, saying from this point forward all new issued White House press passes will be 'similar' to Acosta's.

More on this story as it develops.

 

Jim Acosta

CNN's Jim Acosta with new White House press pass (CNN) 

 

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