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11/09/2018

Arizona: 'Juan Hidalgo' Voted 98,087 Times

PHOENIX (World News Bureau) - Arizona Democrats on Friday bristled at GOP accusations of voter fraud in the hotly contested race between Democrat Kyrsten Sinema and Republican Martha McSally.

The GOP charges come as a result of the tabulation of 98,087 (and counting) votes by "Juan Hidalgo" across several Arizona counties. 

"This is nothing more than a typical ploy by Republicans to deny ethnic voters their right. 'Juan Hidalgo' is a common name in Arizona - I know at least a few hundred myself," said Arizona Democrat Party Executive Director, Herschel Fink.

As the vote count goes into the fourth day, Arizona election officials continue to tally late provisional votes, as well as 'slow-coming' machine votes in primarily- Democrat districts.

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