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DeNiro And Wife Split
Untethered, raging liberal lunatic Robert De Niro and his long-suffering wife of over 20 years, Grace Hightower (below), have split according to the New York Post.
Reports say Hightower 'couldn't stomach another moment' with the diminutive, profane actor. "A screaming 5-foot old man with a 3-inch penis just doesn't do it for me anymore. I need a real man - preferably one who voted for Trump."
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Creepy Porn Lawyer Girlfriend Gets Restraining Order
Creepy porn lawyer, Michael Avenatti, must stay at least 100 yards away from his former girlfriend, Mareli Miniutti, according to a newly issued restraining order.
Miniutti posted photos of injuries she said she received after the greasy publicity-craving Avenatti allegedly drug her around the apartment while cursing her in a hysterical, angry rage 'just like Robert De Niro.'
Sources say the two have been on the outs since the creepy porn lawyer presented his girlfriend with a 'debilitating, unexpected, and unwanted present' from his biggest client.
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Desperate D-List Celebrities Slam Trump For Publicity
Over-the-hill 'celebrities' have discovered they can keep their names in front of an increasingly-disinterested public by bashing President Trump and his family.
Desperate attention whores such as Jim Carrey, Rob Reiner, Chelsea Handler, Robert De Niro, Alec Baldwin, and other washed-up celebrities are enjoying another 15 minutes of undeserved fame, thanks to the left-wing media's insatiable appetite for anti-Trump/anti-conservative vitriol.
While the non-stop hatred directed at Trump is providing a dim spotlight for some of yesterday's stars, the results aren't all positive as a new poll shows most normal Americans would now rather see these former celebrities 'hideously ripped apart by rabid wolverines in IMAX 3D' than anything else.
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