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11/29/2018

Hillary Incapacitated By Coughing Fit During Tour

TORONTO, Canada (Big Hairy News) - Hillary Clinton suffered an uncontrollable and incapacitating coughing fit at the kickoff of 'An Evening With The Clintons' speaking tour.

While speaking with her husband to a crowd of around 45 people in Toronto, Clinton suddenly lost her voice then lapsed into a coughing/choking fit, finally forcing Bill to take over. Moments later, the lights were dimmed and the event ended as assistants escorted the hacking Mrs. Clinton offstage where she reportedly nearly suffered a stroke.

 

 

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