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11/13/2018

Hillary Reinventing Herself For 2020 Run

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - Recent photographs of Hillary Clinton (below) appear to confirm reports that the veteran politician is preparing to run for president in 2020.

"Mrs. Clinton has a sassy, contemporary look that says, "I'm today. I'm current. I may be proudly bisexual. Look out world, because I'm a breath of fresh air ready to reinvigorate America!" states a new article in this month's Vogue Magazine.

Friends close to Clinton say she is "a new woman" since losing three pounds and taking up yoga.

 

Hillary SinemaThe "new" Hillary Clinton (AP)

 

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