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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Injured In Fall
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg is being hospitalized after falling in her office and fracturing three ribs Wednesday evening.
Sources say the 85-year-old Ginsburg "slid across the office, ricocheted off a chair, and fell across her desk, landing on a marble bust of Che Guevara."
Chuck Schumer (RTRD-NY) is demanding authorities find and question an unknown worker allegedly dispatched by the White House to polish the office floors earlier.
Two EMTs and Ginsburg's assistant also reportedly suffered minor injuries when they fell while attempting to aide the postrate octogenarian.
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Transgender Celebrity Organizing March
MSNBC's Racheal Maddow said he's taking his protest of President Trump to the streets.
The move comes after President Trump reportedly sent Maddow another monthly $4,000.00 check with the notation "DJT rent for R. Maddow headspace."
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ANTIFA Mob Attacks Tucker Carlson Residence
Sources say a mob of 'scrawny masked kids led by a weird-looking girl pretending to be a boy' (below) descended on the residence of Fox News host Tucker Carlson Wednesday.
According to authorities, 'the crowd pounded on the front door while screaming expletives, doing drugs, and urinating literally everywhere.'
No arrests were reported.
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