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01/30/2020

BOMBSHELL! Biden's Dog Paid Over $44M!

WILMINGTON, Delaware  (Big Hairy News) - New information shows that Joe Biden's dog, Major, was paid over $44,000,000 by a shadowy Ukrainian pet toy manufacturer, despite knowing nothing about manufacturing or even being able to interact with humans beyond shaking hands and obeying simple commands.

The address of the manufacturer, 'Sobaka Ihrashka,' leads to a mailbox owned by Burisma Holdings Limited.

More on this story as it develops.

 

Joe Bidens Dog Major

Major Biden and unnamed companion (API)

 

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