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01/10/2020

Glimpse Of Impeachment Articles May Explain Why Pelosi Won't Turn Them Over

WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) - A digitally-enhanced photo of Nancy Pelosi (RTRD- Ca) reviewing articles of impeachment for President Trump may explain why she has so far refused to turn them over to the Senate (below).

After seeing the photo, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters on Friday, "It appears the Democrats spent more time on this than we thought."

 

Pelosi With Articles Of Impeachment

Articles of impeachment digitally enhanced (bottom) (GOP)

 

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