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01/08/2020

Iran's Khamenei Declares Victory Over U.S.

UNDISCLOSED BUNKER, IRAN (World News Bureau) - Supreme Leader of Iran, Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei, announced to his country Wednesday that Iran had successfully attacked "numerous U.S. bases throughout the region, resulting in heavy loss of life," and warned that further actions may be coming.

While Khamenei's tone was threatening, a body language expert working for Fox News said photos of the Iranian strongman reading the statement indicated timidity, and possibly even fear. 

 

Khamenei announcing strike against US

Iran Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei (FARS NEWS SERVICE)

 

01/08/2020 |

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