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01/31/2020

Nadler Hospitalized After Foot Race With Schiff

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - House Manager Jerry Nadler (RTRD-NY) was transported to an area hospital Thursday night after suffering injuries while racing Rep. Adam Schiff (RTRD-Ca) to the lectern.

According to sources, Nadler 'power waddled' to the mic ahead of Schiff to close out the Democrats’ argument during the final question of impeachment Q&A. After making his statement, the gelatinous Congressman collapsed and EMTs were called.

"Rep. Nadler sustained what we would characterize as a 'total body' sprain," a spokesperson for Howard University Hospital told reporters. "Essentially, he pulled every muscle in his body."

"The last time I saw Jerry move that fast was when I dropped a Rollo in the hallway," said one colleague.

 

Nadler and EMTs

Rep. Jerry Nadler is treated by EMTs  (API)

 

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