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01/29/2020

Trump Angers Dems With USMCA Trade Deal Pens

WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) - Some Democrats are angry after being sent pens (below) used by President Trump to sign the USMCA deal today.

"They're apparently big on celebratory pens, I didn't want them to feel left out," Trump told reporters.

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USMCA Trade Deal Pens

 

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