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02/04/2020

Dem Iowa Caucus Fail Traced To Sanders Laptop

DES MOINES, Iowa (Big Hairy News) - The Iowa Democratic Party is blaming their inability to post results of Monday evening’s caucus contest on malware 'likely' introduced by Sen. Bernie Sander's laptop.

Sources report Sanders was seen earlier on Monday plugging his 18-year-old laptop into a DNC server to 'check voting demographic material.' IT experts on Tuesday identified a malicious virus downloaded from the Russian website 'Enema Nurses In Bondage" had disabled the server and infected others used to tabulate and report votes.

An insider in the Sanders campaign admitted, "We try to keep him away from anything higher-tech than a microwave, but it's hard."

 

Bernie at the pc

 

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