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U.S. Kills Terrorist Qasim al-Raymi In Surgical Strike
President Donald Trump confirmed that Qasim Al-Raymi, leader of al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, was killed in a surgical strike by a U.S. drone.
"I am proud of our great military. They performed an extremely tricky drone surgery on this bad guy, relocating his head to his asshole. I think there's a good joke there someplace." President Trump told reporters Thursday afternoon.
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Buttigieg Calls His Homosexuality A "Gift From God"
South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg said in a debate on Thursday night that he feels his homosexuality is "part of the impact" he is having on people, calling it a "gift from God."
"My gayness is having an impact and connecting with some people. In fact, just last night I was connecting to, and impacting my husband big time," a laughing Buttigieg said. "But seriously, I consider it a gift from God, at least that's whose name I'm screaming while, you know, impacting."
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Warren: My Campaign Guilty Of Mistreating Women Of Color
Elizabeth Warren admits complaints about her presidential campaign mistreating "women of color" may be true.
During an appearance on MSNBC, Warren said, "Looking back, I regret the way we treated these women. I can see where cooking, cleaning, and yard work might seem somewhat demeaning, especially to darkies."
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