TEHRAN, Iran (Big Hairy News) - Sources say the Iranian government has quietly enacted a quarantine on all boys under the age of 16 in an attempt to stop the skyrocketing infection of tens of thousands of Iranian men.
"It appears young boys are the carriers. While they show few symptoms, their older male family members and adult male friends are coming down with the disease in staggering numbers," said one Iranian medical worker.
In a possibly related story, Iranian authorities have also called for the quarantine of sheep and camels.
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