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Iranian Cleric: Oil Anus To Defeat Virus
Local cleric Ayatollah Tabrizian from the Iranian city of Qom claims the new coronavirus can be defeated by a pre-bedtime rectal administration of violet leaf oil.
In a post to over 120,000 followers on the social messaging service Telegram, Tabrizian listed alternative techniques for fighting the spread of the contagious disease, known as Covid-19.
Along with consuming copious amounts of brown sugar and inhaling snuff, the holy man admonished Muslim men to "drench some cotton in violet oil and have a young boy apply onto your anus."
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Iranian Muslims Licking Idols And Shrines
Devout Iranian Muslims are flocking to the city of Qom, the epicenter of the Coronavirus epidemic in Iran, to lick and kiss idols and shrines to show they have no fear of infection.
Touching and kissing surfaces in shrines is a common practice for pilgrims, and religious hardliners argue the holy sites of Qom are 'a place for healing.'
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Iranian Muslims Kill Religious Leader
Dozens of angry Iranian Muslim worshippers killed a well known Muslim cleric at a Qom holy site on Sunday. The cleric was murdered after someone noticed an idol of Muhammad's cousin 'sweating' while being licked.
After initially believing they were witnessing a miracle, the crowd attacked the 'idol' after realizing it was actually the shrine imam covered in gold spray paint.
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