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03/06/2020

Silver Alert Issued For Biden

MCLEAN, Virginia (Big Hairy News) - A Silver Alert was issued Friday morning for former vice president Joe Biden after he reportedly wandered away from his home without his security detail sometime Thursday afternoon or evening. 

When last seen, Biden was wearing khaki pants, a green or gold Tommy Bahama shirt, an L.L. Bean jacket, and carrying a bottle of Scotch. "He hasn't lived here that long and likely got disoriented. We believe he's in the area," said one searcher.

 

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