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03/04/2020

Warren Calls Massachusetts Voters "Racist Misgonists"

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts (Big Hairy News) - In the wake of Super Tuesday, a campaign insider claims Elizabeth Warren 'went on the warpath' after coming in third in her home state of Massachusetts.

"I'm a woman! I'm an ethnic minority woman for God's sake! I guess Massachusetts voters are just a bunch of racists who hate women! Racist misgonists (sp) - I hope they all die from that chink virus!" Warren reportedly blurted after receiving the voting results, before going home to drink (below).

Political experts expect Warren to drop out of the race at any moment.

 

Elizabeth Warren Drinks Beer

Warren unwinds after Super Tuesday pounding (API)

 

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