Barack Obama Fan Club - Middle East Chapter

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Since his emergence seemingly out of nowhere just a few years ago, Barack Obama has electrified the world, and in a very short time his leadership has forever dramatically changed the United States of America.

In recognition of all that this man represents, Big Hairy News is pleased to announce the establishment of the Barack Obama Fan Club - Middle East Chapter^tm.

WHAT WE ARE

The Barack Obama Fan Club - Middle East Chapter celebrates President Obama's legacy and reaches out to his Muslim fans abroad with the tools and information they need to personally connect with this popular leader, as well as his close political allies such as Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and others!

WHAT WE DO

The Barack Obama Fan Club - Middle East Chapter provides educational materials such as maps, photos, and diagrams of the White House and Capitol buildings, updated presidential itineraries, interesting facts about travel routes, favorite restaurants, etc., coupled with recreational firearms and explosives training!

Through our exclusive travel consultants in Mexico, we assist in getting fan club members into the United States for that special visit to Washington, and for those especially-enthusiastic fans who wish to sight-see President Obama's home by air, we provide flying lessons and airplane rentals at discount rates.

WHO MAY JOIN

Any devout Muslim man or woman age 18 to 45 residing in the Middle East who wishes to forcefully connect with President Obama (or Pelosi, Reid, Frank, etc.) may join for free, with a special welcome for former Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib prison inmates. Bring your friends!

Lastly, every new member receives a beautiful framed photo of President Obama scratching his butt with a copy of the Holy Koran (above), absolutely free!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: The first 100 new members will receive, absolutely free, detailed information on House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, including home address, gate and security system codes, residence floor plan, favorite restaurants, and more!

JOIN NOW! Send your membership request to:

[email protected]

The Barack Obama Fan Club - Middle East Chapter: "Bringing Barack Obama and Middle Eastern Muslims together."