Nothing pisses off liberals like seeing the acronym 'MAGA' somewhere. Now help them see it EVERYWHERE.
Introducing the
NOT FOR CURRENCY* MAGA STAMP!
What all your favorite dead presidents are wearing this Christmas and beyond!
Also works great on checks, invoices, your idiot liberal uncle's forehead, or anyplace you need to make a statement that will bring a tear to a conservative's eye and drive liberals into a profanity-laced meltdown!
Only $14.95 plus $2 shipping
or $12.95 each for 5, free shipping! OMG!
I have personally tested this device and can attest to its ability to drive liberals and RINOs absolutely stark-raving mad - it's the shiznit!
Scooter Van Neuter, famous celebrity
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*While it is technically illegal to 'defile' U.S. currency, nobody has ever been charged with doing so. Ever. Because it is technically illegal, we don't recommend that you use this stamp on real currency. We also don't recommend that you drink excessive amounts of tequila or moon the TV when Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer come on :)
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